CERN SCIENTISTS DIVERT NIHILANTH THREAT
We owe a great debt of gratitude to the Reddit community for supplying scientists at the Large Hadron Collider with their very own crowbar to hold down Earth’s fort — so far as we can tell, that interdimensional rift hasn’t yet been torn open so wide that we’ve been affected on this side of the ocean. From the photo series sent over from CERN labs, though, that’s only due to the heroic effort of CERN’s very own Swiss Gordon Freeman.
the crowbar arrived at CERN, Freeman received it, world saved [Reddit]
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