GIANT CRAB BATTLES, NARROW BABY-VIOLENCE-AVOIDANCE: IT MUST BE A NEW SCRIBBLENAUTS TRAILER

There’s almost nothing it can’t do, and almost nothing that doesn’t up my desire a thousand fold with every new look: the latest trailer for 5th Cell’s DS game Scribblenauts offers giant crab battles (in tribute, surely, to you know what), restoring sight to the aged via glasses, eyeball, or sniper rifle, Medusan stone attacks, and — seemingly there just to make the ESRB clench up with worry — at least the vague threat of baby violence.