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GAMETOILET#316 : ZERO-G BOXING 2069 —> SECONDS OUT ! ROUND 2001 !


Toilet_boxing

8.19.2011

King Baggot

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not drawn – men’s tether supposed to be connected to an air cylinder which connects to their belly buttons – so they don’t asphyxiate you see…

next week is going to be a THEME WEEK, which If anyone has suggestions, FORK EM OVER on twitface.

 

 

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GAMETOILET#315 : HEATH ROBINSON’S SPACE HARRIER –> IT’S PENNY DREADFUL !


Toilet_harrier

8.18.2011

King Baggot

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yes, this is shit – but when that enemy EMP weapon fucks us all up, this is ALL WE WILL HAVE TO ENTERTAIN US.

 

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GAMETOILET#314 : CLOCKWORK CUNTS –> MICRO-SIZED MECHANICAL MISANTHROPY !


Toilet_clockwork

8.17.2011

King Baggot

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rushed this one, would want to retain the “Blast Corps” ‘smashing things out of the way’ mechanic – BUT I COULDNAE !  — really would want to be the one controlling a varied army of toys. Next time eh…

 

 

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GAMETOILET#313 : BAD PENNY FALLS –> INSERT COIN ! INSTANT DEATH ! TOP OF THE WORLD MA !


Toilet_bad_penny

8.16.2011

King Baggot

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When i was at school the rumour was a boy threw a ham sandwich off the top of the Eiffel Tower and it went all the way through an ice cream van. You CANT DISPROVE THAT SHIT.

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GAMETOILET#312 : STOP CHAIRWOOD –> GUEST EDITOR “THE BOY” RETURNS, AS I HAVE SLIT BOTH MY INDEX FINGERS THIS WEEKEND !


Toilet_chairwood

8.15.2011

King Baggot

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…in two separate accidents no less – first one with a knife chopping an over resistant cucumber, the second one when a large flatpack box slide out of my grasp papercutting the shit out of my right hand.

THANK GOD FOR THE BOY 

 

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GAMETOILET#311 : THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOOM –> THE MOST FUN YOU WILL HAVE WITH A USED TOILET ROLL EVER


Toilet_elephant_room

8.12.2011

King Baggot

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Actually making a chess-set out of used toilet rolls is probably more fun, but this is MORE BRACING !

 

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GAMETOILET#310 : NO-R-MAN IS AN ISLAND — STEP INTO BEN LINUS’S SHOES ! – AREN’T THEY TINY?!


Toilet_norman

8.11.2011

King Baggot

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looks suspiciously like a czech animation this one ..BUT WHAT A TITLE ! .. I’m high-fiving myself about that still….

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GAMETOILET#309 : RACIST ZEBRA -> THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO PREJUDICED PELICAN !


Toilet_racist_zebra

8.10.2011

King Baggot

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would of course, add an Abbey Road subgame in the final version…

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GAMETOILET#308 : THUDERBIRD *27- PILOT RESCUE CRAFT SO SHONKY EVEN GORDON TRACY WOULD THINK TWICE ABOUT..


Toilet_thudderbird

8.9.2011

King Baggot

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muffed up brains in this one. Like that moon buggy though. Will use that one again I think…

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GAMETOILET#307 : NANDOS DEFENCE FORCE – “ASSAULT ON CHICKEN SHACK 13” – BACK WITH REAL STINKER!


Toilet_nandos

8.8.2011

King Baggot

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should’ve stayed in Lyme Regis ! Gregg’s really should get a mascot you know. And they could call it “G…

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