– now hand over my fucking Bafta cunts ! 

 – Off for a whole week BYEEE ! 

 – or Teddy ruxpin’s wooden dildo collecting game 

 – Because you can’t make an omlette without breaking a few ribs… 

 – Suck on Suck Sauce action !

 : Swim with the Shards !

 – ‘Soy Week’s difficult third album ! 

 – ‘Soy Week’ fumbles the fish ball !

 – ‘Soy week’ steamed-rolls on ! Make WAY ! 

 – I hearby declare KBS ‘Soy Week’ OPEN !