GAMETOILET#304: NIGHTMARES IN FLOATATION –> QUANTUM LEAP MEETS FLOW & THEY “DO LUNCH”
* although this being a ‘nice game’ you don’t really have any enemies, just lots of floaty horror-sexual imagery to gross you out. Here’s some mood music to go with the pic…. ROCK OUT KIT-MONSTER !
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GAMETOILET#303: FACTOR 5000 —> AKA “SOYLENT PINK” INSPIRED BY THE WONDERFUL WEATHER IN BRIGHTON LAST WEEK..
..also VERY similar to something @kommanderklobb is cooking, but much much more mindless. That said, please note the “sand-mermaid person”
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GAMETOILET#302: KING FOR A DAY -> ABDICATE OR BE EXTERMINATE ! SLAPS TO ALL THE LOVELYPEEPS I MET AT #DEVELOPCONF
Rigerous thanks to all who came to the talk yesterday – Next time I promise to talk INTO the microphone and not INTO MY CHIN while facing the wall !
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GAMETOILET#301: THE SHOE SHINING —-> SHOE SHINE GET !
I think we all know this one probably wouldn’t work. Liked drawing them shoes though.
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GT# 300″CLIP SHOW”-PREPPING FOR THURSDAY’S DEVELOP TALK AND HAVE DUG THESE UNSEEN STINKERS UP IN THE PROCESS..
Still miss the Biro Days. *BUT YOU NEVER SCANNED BLUE BIRO DAMN YOU*
1 – RUN LOLLY RUN – Canabalt with a melting lolly and german techno soundtrack.
2 – OWL APPROVAL DEPT – A “librarian game” with a variety of animal stamps.
3 – UGNAUGHT SCHOOL – A robot fixing set of mini-games.
4 – SALT & PEPPER – Raging Condiment-fixated music game. Saving this for a rainy day.
5 – VOID – Drop flares into an endless chasm – basejump into it, die, drop more flares & jump again !
6 – GAME OF THE YEAR AWARD GAME – Award stacking physics game !
7 – CHEVY CHASE RACERS – Mario Kart with a multitude of badly drawn Chevy Chase characters.
8 – RSP – Another Ikaruga ripoff where you pilot a ship that morphs between Rock, paper & Scissors
9 – JAVUS DEAD?! YOU DEAD – Hunt the wumpus game, but in flash. IMAGINE.
10 – IF PENISES WERE HORSES – A B**king bronco stunt game. IMAGINE.
11 – CEASE & DESIST – Scrolling brawler when new famous characters weekly would be added until the letter for the lawyers arrived.
12 – SEASIDE GAMES – Some really unfocussed puzzle games involving sand and water.
13 – CIRCUS OF UNEASE – Invisible animal taming game !
14 – ELECTRO SOMETHING – A tower defence game where you charge up a Van Der Graaf generator. Don’t know what that cyclopic bart simpson superhero is about though…
15 – POTTER NIGHT – A “long game” where you must keep people on a couch alive for a marathon dvd night of the Children’s wizard films.
16 – FUDGE PACKERS – rubbish.
17 – SQUINIT TO WIN-IT – A game which can only be played by squinting. OF COURSE.
roll on Thursday melonfarmers ! See you at the bar !
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GAMETOILET#300 : KILL DRAGON !!! —–> GET GOLD ! …. WARCRAFT MEETS WARIOWARE..ON CEEFAX
300 ! Should’ve really been Spartan themed. Will shoehorn some into tomorrow’s !
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GAMETOILET#299: ANT ON DECK —> WITNESS A TERRIFYING AIRBORNE SEX INVASION ! SORT OF…
almost at 300. good grief. Better get the good pen out for tommorrow then…
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GAMETOILET#298: MAGIC MUSIC MISSILE —–> WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS FLYING AUDIO WEAPON GAME ??
suggested by The Boy, who left me hanging as to what is actually was. BLESS HIM. It’s a Yellow submarine thing probably…
* I’m pretty sure you can use your headphones as a microphone right? If I’m wrong, I will of course redraw this…
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GAMETOILET#297: UGNAUGHT ICEPOP SHOP —–> BECAUSE @KOMMANDERKLOBB WANTS IG-88 ON A STICK ! !
Because Ricky wanted to see a StarWars Casual Game, and also because i’m almost flat out of ideas again !
heh. It seems in my rush I have spelt UGNAUGHT wrong.
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GAMETOILET#296 : THE BLACK PIDGEON —–> THE MORE YOU IGNORE HIM, THE CLOSER HE GETS !!
BEEP BEEP BEEP ! Apologies if i’ve not explained this one propely – It should be in the homing-device shooter category.
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