ONE MORE GO: WHY TYPING OF THE DEAD MAKES ME FEEL SO ALIVE.
I love spam poetry. I horde it and treasure it and dream of one day releasing it as a short anthology and making my fortune, as so many poets do. I got some very fine stuff through the other week, from Haley, who thought I might need some herbal penis enlargement pills and hoped these words might sway me to buy them from her:
Expand tog fab rococo,
Bawd parley meat palpal.
Dense murray glum racer!
Suet doomed horn crunch.
Coop detour confab.
Expand cower parley.
Confab jumpy tamer.
Boon echo whorl top?
Crikey, tamer sanded yule.
Jumpy parley confab.
Tog docile.
I didn’t order, despite her best efforts. If only she’d sent me something more like this, I might have acquiesced:
Angry mailman, great dane, mustang.
Robotic persona. I’m Spartacus!
Get away from me.
Used police car,
sports buffs, million eyes.
Granddad vacation.
Masticating incredibly
gentleman bitchiness.
Maul, give, bump
nitrous oxide, testosterone.
Hollow, sluggish, maggot.
Show biz.
Mannish ukulele demon.
That, though, isn’t spam. It’s level 2 of Typing Of The Dead. And Typing Of The Dead, put simply, is a light-gun game where you type words rather than firing bullets. It’s absurd, of course, and your first instinct is that someone at Smilebit simply raided an English dictionary at random. To ace a ten-zombie challenge, you’ll need to nail the following: abstinence, acrophobia, air kissing, airsick bag, apostrophe, back up!, backbiting, beefy hands, bionic boy, bobbed hair. Random, right?
But soon enough, you’re not fighting with spam, you’re fighting with fleeting little haikus. Arch little combos. Is it really fluke that the game follows ‘Hate the bitch!’ with ‘Which hole?’ Or ‘mixed bathing’ with ‘neurotic mother?’ And then tiny, fragile stories start to appear. Some sad – ‘Paediatrician. Overworked. Disappear.’ Some happy – ‘Lisping. It’s love. Chill out.’ Some down-right disturbing. ‘Limp-wristed. Mr Pervert. Tell your wives. Beat to a pulp.’ A core delight of the game is never quite being sure who’s got the dirty mind – you or it.
It’s little surprise, then, that I love it so much. It’s absurd, it’s funny, it’s got words I actually had to look up in it. It has dirty jokes and knowing little winks to camera. I’d love it without any of those, though. I love it because it’s typing. (more…)
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OBSOLESCENCE TEST: ROLANDO [NOT] LEAVING THE APP STORE ALONGSIDE JULY 1ST SEQUEL LAUNCH
[UPDATE: ngmoco have reversed course on the decision, which, as suspected, was simply intended as a short term experiment:
We did not intend to deprive you of the ability to re-download or update our games. Rather, we had wanted to learn how well Rolando 2 would do at launch without the competition generated by its predecessor. The App Store is an entirely new animal, and we’re always learning what it takes to deliver what you want.
]
The most interesting development of the past weekend: in a post on the Touch Arcade forums, ngmoco very quietly announced that with the July 1st release of Rolando 2 (that’s this Wednesday), the original Rolando will be wiped from the App Store, as ngmoco recently did, even more quietly, with the original Topple (something I didn’t realize until putting together the top 15 game list).
This has, of course, raised a bit of ire with a few sites who justifiably note that part of the App Store’s appeal (as with any digital distribution outlet) is its never-ending/long-tail shelf life. The flip-side of that coin too, though, is one of the Great Gaming Fears of an All Digital Distribution Future: that with no physical copy to packrat away, once the bit-stream is turned off, so goes all your purchases — that, in whatever long, distant future where Valve’s Steam dies, along with it goes all our copies of Portal.
I suspect the chain of events here is considerably less dire, and I presume ngmoco are using this 3.0/Plus+ launch shift to test a theoretical model for the future: when a sequel is released, the publisher can create artificial scarcity and thus artificial demand to wring one last bump from the App Store’s traditional steadily decreasing downramp of sales.
At that point they launch the new game, which sits undistracted by other search query results, and — just as sales of the sequel start to similarly taper — they relaunch the original in a quasi-Greatest Hits line, now with new Plus+’s social features/achievements, and hope to gain a new bump from fans of the sequel who weren’t around for the first.
It’ll be an interesting development to watch, but, in the meantime, consider this your warning that, yes, you’ve only got a day and a half or two to get on the boat for Rolando, and, as always, it’s recommended that you do.
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ONE SHOT: A PEEK BEYOND THE PEAK OF SUPERBROTHERS’ ALPINIST
…something… lies beyond the summit of Craig D. Adams’ Kurosawa-inspired in-progress work Alpinist (which is mountain-high on my most anticipated list), as shown at Toronto’s recent Hand Eye Society event.
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LITTLEBIGWATCH: A SACKTUE FOR INDEPENDENCE DAY
Did you expect LittleBigPlanet to celebrate 4th of July weekend any other way? Available as a free download July 2nd in all territories, complete with “glowing flames of fabric” on her torch of enlightenment.
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ONE SHOT: LEFT 4 DEAD, TEAM FORTRESS, ‘NAUT-I-CIZED
NeoGAF user turk128 keeps the Scribblenauts viral train chuggin’ along with ‘naut-i-cized tributes to Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, and, should you page through the thread, many, many, many more. [via TinyCartridge]
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SEED MEETS SPORE: THATGAMECOMPANY’S FLOWER, VIA MAXIS’ GALACTIC ADVENTURES
YouTube user ‘Arodoraa‘ plants a bit of thatgamecompany’s flower all over Maxis’s design-your-own-quest expansion Spore: Galactic Adventures…
… a fitting crossover from the same person who also got their Pikmin in my Half Life 2. [via, logically, former Boom Blox and now thatgamecompany producer Robin Hunicke]
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THE PLUS ONE: ROLANDO 2 SHOWS ITS SOCIAL SIDE
And one last Rolando 2 update to close out the week, but here, creator Simon Oliver takes us not simply on a tour of its worlds, but rather on how ngmoco’s Xbox Live-ish Plus+ service will be utilized. As it turns out, even a platformer is as ripe for challenges and leaderboards as a competitive FPS or tower defense game.
And: earlier in the week, ngmoco posted this update of one of the game’s most smartly integrated features (from the perspective of the iPhone as a uniquely converged device), in which NinjaTune’s Mr. Scruff — who provided the beats for the original Rolando, as well — here gets his own dedicated character and ‘Music Shack’, which serves not just as a soundtrack jukebox, but which takes you directly to the song’s iTunes entry to purchase with a double-click.
And lastly: the newly unveiled avatar creator might seem a superfluous ‘gimme’ addition to the website, but it again very smartly doubles as an iPhone wallpaper generator, a personalized icon creator for your Plus+ profile, and comes housed in a ‘hot or not’ style open competition for users to vote each up or down (though poor Locke here is currently suffering in the polls underneath snaggletoothed Obama-landos and more than a few disfigured Jackson tributes). Even if its brand of colorful platforming doesn’t quite strike your personal fancy, you have to admit that they’ve got their social engagement down to a science more than nearly everyone in the App Store.
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ONE SHOT: BUILDING FEZ ONE BLOCK AT A TIME
Another week, another #fezfriday: this time, the building blocks in their trixellated form, which would probably make a wicked T-shirt of their own.
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